Heathers (1988) - Arrow Blu-ray Review

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*Originally written September 14th, 2018*

Heathers is one of those films I really wish I watched as a kid, I had seen it before in my late teens and I liked it a lot, but I just know had I grown up with it, that I would love it so much more than I do now. It's a film that had always popped up and I'd seen around, but for some reason in the UK it was annoying hard to get hold of, and I really don't know why. For some reason I'm reminded of what a nightmare Leon was to get hold of too. 

Thankfully, Arrow Video have finally given Heathers a worthy Blu-ray release in the UK, mastered from a gorgeous 4K scan and it was probably the best way to experience this film again outside of a theatre. An actually 4K UHD release would have been nice, but we're probably a bit far out from catalogue releases like this seeing the light of day.

Heathers feels like John Hughes on crack. It's a funny, violent and utterly demented high school crime comedy. I'd forgot just how dark this film was, it's one of the darkest comedies I've seen in a while in fact. Teen murder and suicide is brushed off as such a trivial thing. Some of the strangely homophobic and outdated '80s jokes surprisingly worked. The mineral water gag is absolute gold.

The characters are fantastic, it's always easy to forget what a charming piece of charisma Christian Slater was back in the day, back in his later '80s/early '90s peak. This is by far his best role outside of True Romance. It was just so easy to see why Winona Ryder would fall in love with him and go along (Mostly) to his increasingly destructive plans, leading to a genuinely heartfelt confrontation that made me realise I actually loved these characters.


It hits into those '80s high school cliches, but turns them on their heads in its own sick fashion, outside of Thoroughbreds, I'm really drawing a blank at any film that comes close to the tone and unique style of Heathers. It's so easy to see why in today's climate that any attempt to reboot this film as a franchise has been a complete disaster. Heathers really is a product of its time and could in no way be replicated today. That being said, Heathers still feels ahead of its time, despite being 30 years old, a lot of themes are far more relevant today. I guess making it kinda timeless?


Heathers is still excellent, 30 years on and sits near the top of the high school '80s genre, but turns all the genres cliches into something far more horrific the hilariously dark results. God, I love '80s film-making. I cannot wait to watch this again. I can tell it's going to grow on me with every watch.

8/10 Dans

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Die Hard (1988) - Film Review

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*Originally written December 20th, 2016*

"Merry motherfucking Christmas"

What is there to say about Die Hard that hasn't already been said? It's the perfect action, it's the perfect Christmas film. It's quite possibly the best film of the '80s. Which is an astonishing achievement considering it's the same decade that had Lethal Weapon and Commando to compete with, but Die Hard comes in at the top. It's a sharp, tight and fast-paced action film that changed action cinema forever.

John McClane is the every man. A normal cop coming to LA to reconcile with his estranged wife and see his kids at Christmas. What works so well is that John McClane is a human. He's a vulnerable person who gets hurt. He's not an '80s bullet-shield of sociopathic tendencies (We have to wait 4 sequels for that).

Willis brings the charisma and marks himself as a definitive action star, giving us a lead who's charismatic and cocky, yet vulnerable and has heart. It's amazing to see how far this character has come in 28 years. With the last 2 films in the Die Hard series, he's a shadow of his former self and more in line with a superhero than a New York City cop.

Alan Rickman is also amazing as Hans Gruber, one of the best villains in cinema history. A slimy and ruthless, yet lovable terrorist who is actually nothing more than a thief. This is all helped by a sharp script that is insanely well written. Every character is rounded and has some depth. The chemistry with Willis and Bonnie Bedelia works and feels real, bring a heart to the film that gives the ending a heartwarming feel that very few Christmas films manage to give me.

That's another thing. Die Hard is a Christmas film. I don't give a shit what you say. Not only is Die Hard a Christmas film, it's also the greatest Christmas film of all time. It's entirely subjective as to what counts as a Christmas film for you, but I think it can be best summed up as "A film that feels weird to watch outside of Christmas". And for me, Die Hard does. Watching it any other time of year just feels... wrong.

As an action film Die Hard is pure perfection. I really, really miss films like this. No bullshit CGI nonsense, just practical effects and beautiful blood squibs. I love every death in this film. The way Takagi's head explodes with brain matter splatting on the window? Gorggggeeeeousssss. Today's directors should really take note of what Die Hard did, there have been some fun, but pale imitations of Die Hard. Hell, "Die Hard" is a term used a sub-genre of action anyway, but people are really missing the point.


So that's Die Hard. One of the best action films of all-time, the best Christmas films of all-time and one of the best films of all-time. Pure perfection in every way. Goddamn, motherfucking art.

10/10 Dans (Rewatch)

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